Joy of unfound joy.
Now the entire world can share my thoughts . to all of you who thought it was finally over; think again. I've been biding time. Anyhoo, enough senseless banter. on to the thought.
Ever wonder what maks a microwave work? I spoke to an engineer (my dad) about it once and he said something about a "magnetron" and "energy rays" that excite the "molecules" in the food, thereby making them hot.
c'mon now. lets be reasonable. first off, everybody knows that the magnetron is the carnival ride that spins uber fast and makes you stick to the walls next to your homies that try to hit themselves with their own spit.
secondly, captain kirk says that energy waves are what makes his warp drive work. I don't know about you but I've never seen my stouffer's lasagna hit warp 9.
I'm not even going to get into molecules. besides I think it's clear how the stupid thing works. anyone have an easy bake oven? oh yeah. if that little bulb can make a freakin cake then the stupid big bulbs in our silly over the stove contraptions can make my ramen hot. I think that these scientists think that they can fool us into confusion and mystery if the make the microwave spin our food and make a whirring noise.
You'll never fool me scientists.
-nutball
2 comments:
As Sophia would say: "Oh no."
If your lasagna had hit warp 10, it would occupy every space in the universe. (Thank-you Captain Janeway)
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