Thursday, May 31, 2007
Memory Lane...
Entry to the English Rose Garden w/ Tea House...
Lovely Lilacs...
Great Gazebo...Amazing view of back of main house...
One of Ten Trunks...all together they make one large tree w/ one large canopy...and many couples have been there when dating or have been married there...if you look closely you can see initials carved into the trunk...we did not do this as it is not good for the tree and they do not allow people to do it anymore...anyhow, we thought it was a cute idea...
Cool view of the canopy above us w/ the sun shining through...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Trip to the Playground
Scientists fool nation and world!!!
Joy of unfound joy.
Now the entire world can share my thoughts . to all of you who thought it was finally over; think again. I've been biding time. Anyhoo, enough senseless banter. on to the thought.
Ever wonder what maks a microwave work? I spoke to an engineer (my dad) about it once and he said something about a "magnetron" and "energy rays" that excite the "molecules" in the food, thereby making them hot.
c'mon now. lets be reasonable. first off, everybody knows that the magnetron is the carnival ride that spins uber fast and makes you stick to the walls next to your homies that try to hit themselves with their own spit.
secondly, captain kirk says that energy waves are what makes his warp drive work. I don't know about you but I've never seen my stouffer's lasagna hit warp 9.
I'm not even going to get into molecules. besides I think it's clear how the stupid thing works. anyone have an easy bake oven? oh yeah. if that little bulb can make a freakin cake then the stupid big bulbs in our silly over the stove contraptions can make my ramen hot. I think that these scientists think that they can fool us into confusion and mystery if the make the microwave spin our food and make a whirring noise.
You'll never fool me scientists.
-nutball
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The Cast and Crew
lastly, our co-author and founder of the blog: Me (Ryan), I'm on the left trying to boil water on our grill after a hurricane (unsuccessfully)
We will be bringing you posts of varying quality, length at varying intervals, so hold on to your seats grandma, the blogging world is about to a'splode.