Caption Contest!!!!!!

Recently my mother was re-married in a wonderous event. This is a photo from the blessed evening where Dan is depicted "schooling" Jill. I have yet to come up with a suitably funny caption for this photo, so I'm opening it to the general viewing audience. Please leave your caption ideas in the comments space and I will declare a winner.
Also, some other things you may not have seen at the wedding, such as our beeramid. Frothy goodness.
And here's Clark in a failed attempt at upstaging the bride. Still. he was the prettiest man there.


I make a good point.

-Nutball